James Kimberly Griffith. See I… The thing about life is… A what is it they say? The thing about life is…I’m 29 today. Won’t see 30. But I’m uh…I’m okay. Really. Okay.
"Do you come here often?"
"I work here"
"Right. Sorry. Bad pick up line"
"Hi. My name is Dean. Can I take you out sometime and maybe marry you a little?"
I was looking through Flower Language meanings and I saw that grass can mean ‘homosexual love’ and now I’m crying myself in laughter imagining some guy dumping lawn clippings onto his crush’s porch screaming ‘I FUCCKIN LOVE U YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT’.